Hoe To Resign As My Friend

Lately, a lot of issues had been thrown over me and some (well just one) of my friends implying that we should no longer be friends (for some inexplicably childish reasons of another envious friend, I guess). So I've come up with this list.


This will serve as your guidelines on how to tell me that you no longer want me to be your friend.


PS. This is a one-way thing. Since I come up with this, this doesn't mean that if I don't want to be friends with you, I'd also do one listed below. If I no longer want to be your friend, I'd just delete you on my friend's list on facebook. Or create your own list of things to do (which is kind of plagiarism in a way since it's my idea!).


Here you go:

1. You can try to write me a letter. A resignation letter as my friend. Font size is 65, type is Papyrus but the whole letter must fit on 1 regular size bond paper. Sign it and have it counter signed by the next president of the Philippines. Attach 12 full body shot and 87 2x2 pictures (take note of the numbers. I'm very particular with numbers). You also need to include 34 candy wrappers of MAXX candy, Dragonfruit flavor.

2. Your next option, should the first one be too much work for you, is to write to Wish Ko lang. Just inform them that you're wish is to get rid of me as your friend. Once they confirmed, they must have Simon Cowell with them when they look for me to tell me your wish. And Simon must give me a brand new rainbow colored Ferrari and then sign me on his label with a sure 10M dollar contract. Then you're off to go.

3. Third and possibly the simplest way is to Pray. Pray to GOD and tell Him you no longer want me to be your friend so He must send his angel Gabriel and tell me personally (not on my dreams, ok? Make sure of that! cause most of the time Gab tend to show up on dreams and you can only hear his voice which is not good enough. His message should be delivered LIVE!)

4. Last but not the least, just opt to give me 90M pounds. And open a trust fund for me. Right on after doing so, I'll forget we even became friends.



There ya go. Your guidelines. Please follow instructions carefully. Asking me to stop being your friend is a very serious matter. So if you've decided to pursue your ideas, then feel free to pick one on the list.

But of course, I'd still hope you'll just have me as your friend until the end of the world or if it comes first, until I die so you won't have to go through so much trouble.

I don't think I'm that awful of a friend anyway. If you think so, then go back to the list above and pick one that soothes you best in ridding off of me.


Best of luck! :)

Akalain mo nga naman...

Makalipas ang ilang libong taon, naalala kong may BLOG nga pala ako. Hahahahaha. Marami ng nangyaring kababalaghan ang kagaguhan sa buhay ko.

1. Pumasa ako ng Board Exam. Oo. Akalain mo nga naman, nakadali din. Chamba or kung ano man yun, feeling ko destiny ko talaga ang one time take lang. (Oo. Mejo mayabang ako.) Pero pinaghirapan ko naman yun. Nalungkot lang ako (at si Maja rin) kasi hindi kami nakapasok ng Top 10. So sad.

2. Nagkatrabaho na ko agad tapos ng board at ng 4 na taong pagaaral ko sa Narsing, pero ang naging hanap-buhay ko ay wala sa kalingkingan ng inaral ko. Call Center. Oo. Call Girl ako. Bayaran at kumakayod ng buto and ginagamit ang lalamunan sa gabi.

3. Umalis ako sa unang trabaho ko na yun sa wag-na-nating-banggitin-pa dahil TOXIC yung account. Nung nag-pasa ako ng resignation form, sabi ng boss ko, baka raw magagawan pa ng paraan, kasi CHINECK niya daw at MAGANDA daw ang record ko sa kumpanya (BTW, Top 1 ako sa Training namin dun. Yun lang) pero tapos na ang training at kung ang sinasabi niyang magandang record ko ay yung nasa floor na ako, sasagutin ko sana talaga yung Boss ko na 'Tang'na Boss, wala namang bastusan.' Get's mo? Puros kalokohan lang ako dun.

4. Bagong trabaho. Sa Makati (narining mo ba si Binay sa utak mo? 'Sa Makati..') Masaya ako sa trabaho ko ngayon, bukod sa hindi stressful, maganda ang ambiance at environment. Pero siyempre, hindi pa rin to sa linya ng tinapos kong kurso kaya malamang, di rin ako magtagal dito.

5. Hindi na ako nakakapag choir. Eto seryosong bagay. Nakakadepress talaga. Sakto talaga yung song line na 'Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got till it's gone..'


BTW, nasa opisina ako ngayon at imbes matulog eh inuna ko talaga to.

Yun lang. Akalain mo nga naman.

Play Me!! Play Me!!

I have this 'Fling' thingy at work.. and woopsie, I did end up as 'the other woman' Gee. Greeaaattt!
Am I proud? No. What sucks more is that the Original girl is a friend.. not a dear one, but still, a friend. Argh. Slap me now. Wake me up. I just want to have fun. But yeah, it's not so much fun specially that I am very much aware that I'm stepping on a friend's own happiness..

It's a beautiful mess. See. I still think it's beautiful even if it's a mess!!! What have gone to my head, I do not know.


Your style is quite selective, Though your mind is rather reckless
Well I guess it just suggests
That this is just what happiness is

And what a beautiful mess this is
It's like picking up trash in dresses

Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you write
Kind of turn themselves into knives
And don't mind my nerve you could call it fiction
But I like being submerged in your contradictions dear'
Cause here we are, here we are

One Fish Two Fish

I created this several years ago and originally a saula fiction. It's not Jane Austen-ish so forgive my soul. haha..

and I didn't use Monique here kasi my original character talaga is a little boy. At naisip ko yung scene ni Erika with Teddy and baby Tj walking for the firt time.. hehe..



DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters mentioned (Erika, Tj nor Barney!!). This is a work of fiction and just a mere product of my wild imagination. Any similarities to anyone's reality is purely coincidental. However I would like to c;larify that One Fish Two Fish is partly the title of Dr. Seuss book released on 1960's.

An Alternate Universe Story that takes on Erika and Tj,



Erika's POV:

All i needed this morning was a half hour alone, thirty minutes of peace & quiet to help preserve my sanity. No mom-do-this, mom-i-need-that, mom-he-bit-me, mom-i-spilled-the-juice-on-the-couch. Just me, a hot Calgon bath, and nothingness. I shouldn't dream so big.

After getting the two oldest off to school, i settled the youngest in front of Barney & said,

"honey, listen closely. Your mommy is going to crack. She's losing her marbles. She's teetering on the edge of permanent personality damage. This is because she has a children. Are you following me so far?"

He nodded absently while singing, "barney is a dinosaur in our imagination..."

"good. Now, if you want to be a good little boy, you'll sit right here & watch barney while mommy takes a nice, hot , quiet, peaceful, rake-me-away bath. i don't want you to bother me. I want you to leave me alone. For thirty minutes, I don't want to see or hear you. got it?"

Nod.

"Good morning boys & girls..." I heard the purple wonder say.

I headed to the bathroom w/ my fingers crossed.
I watched the water fill the tub and watched the mirror & window steam up. I watched as the water turn blue from my bath beads and got in.

I heard a knock on the door.

"mom?..mom? are you in there mom?!.."

I learned long ago that ignoring my children does not make them go away.

"yes,..Im in here. What do you want?"

There was a long pause while Tj tried to decide what he wanted..

"umm,can i have snack?"

"you just had breakfast! can't you wait a few minutes?"

"noooo! im dying!! i need snack right now!!!"

"fine. You can have box of raisins."

I heard him pad off to the kitchen, listened as he pushed chairs & stools around trying to reach the raisin shelf, felt the floor vibrate when he jumped off the counter,& heard him run back to the tv room.

"Hi susie! Can you tell me what the color of the grass is?...."

Knock.knock,knock...

"mom?..mom?...Are you in there, mom?!"

Sigh. "yes im still in here. What do you need now?

Pause."umm, I need to take a bath, too!."

Riiiiight.

"honey, can't you wait till I'm done?"

the door opened just crack.

"noo., I really need to take some now,. I'm dirty."

"you're always dirty. Since when do you care?"

The door opened all the way.

"i really need to take a bath, mom."

"no you don't! go away."

He stood in the middle of the bathroom & started taking off his pj's.

"I'll just get in w/ you & take bath too.."

"no! You will not get in w/ me & take a bath! I want to take my own bath!..i want you to go away & please leave me alone even just for 15 minutes.."

I began to sound like a 3 year old kid w/ whom i was arguing w/.
He climbed onto the edge of the tub, balancing carefully,& said. "i'll just get in w/ you, okay, mom?.."

I started to shriek, "no! that is not okay! I want my own bath, all by myself! i don't want to share! i want to be alone!.."

He thought for a moment & said, "okay, I'll just sit here & you can read me a book. I won't get in, mom, until you're done." He flashed me a knock-down charming smile.

So i spend my morning alone-time reading One Fish Two Fish to a naked three -year-old who sat on the edge of the tub w/ his chin resting on his knees, arms wrapped around his bent legs, slight smile on his face.

I thought to myself,. "why fight it? It won't be long before I have all the alone-time i want. And then I'll probably feel bad about not having any more together-time."

Finitto.


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i don't miss you at all.

I'm a very vocal lil creature when it comes to teeling people that I miss them, a little too much at times, even.

But anyhow, I heard this song as I was browsing imeem and immediately fell in love with it. It's called I Don't Miss You At All by Norah Jones..

As I sit and watch the snow
Fallin' down
I don't miss you at all
I hear children playin' laughin' so loud
I don't think of your smile

So if you never come to me
You'll stay a distant memory
Out my window I see lights going dark
Your dark eyes don't haunt me

And then I wonder who I am
Without the warm touch of your hand

And then I wonder who I am
Without the warm touch of your hand
As I sit and watch the snow
Fallin' down

I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all
I don't miss you at all

Dont miss you at all - Norah Jones

long day is over..

If you feel like really tired from all day's work and all.. and you'd want to listen to something real soothing as you relax your aching back to a real soft bed or couch. This is the song you should listen to.

It's called The Long Day is Over by Norah Jones.

Feeling tired
By the fire
The long day is over

The wind is gone
Asleep at dawn
The embers burn on

With no reprise
The sun will rise
The long day is over

The Long Day Is Over - Norah Jones

..love-ly love love..

I am currently in love with this guy. And in my beautiful mind I am dating him.. and he's taking care of me. *dreamy state..*

*sighs*

*sighs*

*sheepish smile..*

he's Richard Poon. ;)